Posted by: AJ the Irish Lass | June 18, 2007

All I Need to Know in Life I Learned from a Cow

Wake up in a happy MOOOOOd.
Honor thy fodder and Mother and all your udder relatives.
Never take any BULL from Anyone.
Seize every opportunity and MILK it for all it’s worth.
It’s better to be seen and not HERD.
Don’t forget to COWNT your blessings every day.
BLACK & WHITE is always an appropriate fashion statement.
Turn the UDDER cheek and MOOOOVE on.
Always let them know who’s the BOSSY

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